| Men | Guys |
| Vince Lombardi | Joe Namath |
| Oliver North | Gilligan |
| Hemingway | Gary Larson |
| Columbus | Whichever astronaut hit the first golf ball on the Moon |
| Superman | Bart Simpson |
| Doberman Pinschers | Labrador Retrievers |
| Abbott | Costello |
| Captain Ahab | Captain Kangaroo |
| Satan | Snidely Wiplash |
| The Pope | Willard Scott |
| Germany | Italy |
| Geraldo | Katie Couric |
| Stimulus | Typical Woman Response |
Typical Man Response |
Typical Guy Response |
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An untamed river in the wilderness |
Contemplate its beauty |
Build a Dam | See who can pee the farthest off the dam |
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A child who is sent home from school for being disruptive in class |
Talk to the child in an effort to determine the cause |
Threaten to send the child to a military academy |
Teach the child how to make armpit farts |
| Human Morality | Religious Faith | The Pyramids | Bungee Jumping |
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