Witch Capturin'

A witch casts spells on people,
On pets and objects, as well.
A witch changes men into schoolboys,
(Or warlocks, you can't always tell!)

Though casting isn't quite normal,
Though illusions can never last,
Reaching out with that special touch
Is magic which holds ever fast.

Having been under a spell or two
I've developed a certain niche...
Learned (the hard way) a trick or two,
About ensnaring a spell-filled witch.

You needn't seek her with fire,
Nor search for one with 'charm'.
You needn't do her evil,
Witches cause no real harm.

You needn't tie her to pillars.
You needn't pile wood at her feet.
You needn't be tricky and daring,
Just follow her pulsating heat

She'll have a natural intensity,
An aura of love and concern.
Witches, like most, simply seek love,
She needn't be ablaze to burn.

The easiest way to capture a witch,
The method most tried and true...
Fall under her spell entirely,
She'll love you forever, too.