Better

Workout at the gym,
And speak of your technique.
Brag of your great prowess,
That you're at a sexual peak.

Read the Kama Sutra,
Shape each fingernail,
Prepare for all night session,
Take notes to tell the tale.

Tell us of their beauty,
They want you night and day.
Tell us of their numbers,
Lined up just to play.

Prepare yourself as you must,
Do what your plan requires,
But nobody does it better
Than the one whom love desires.