The Emperor's Millennium Speech

I hope today is an important milestone and the dawning of a new day. Exactly 2000 years ago the Earth went from 1 BC to 1 AD. This is the first New Year's Day I have greeted sober in a long time. It is also about a year since I started surfing the Internet. Most people would be extremely discouraged if they were in my shoes. I put a great deal of effort into the Internet. One might say that I have met with total failure. But that's not necessarily accurate. Everyone makes mistakes. Since I was a boy, my ambition was to save the World and rule the World. I studied the biographies of many great men, including Hitler (not morally great, but great in the sense of having a huge impact on the World--this is not the kind of impact I want to have), Jesus, Jim Jones (again, great in the technical sense), Einstein, Columbus, Lenin, Stalin, Charlemagne, Muhammed, St. Paul, Buddha, Ashoka, and many many more. I came to realize that the people who had the most influence were those like Karl Marx, who wrote books. Communism would never have existed without Marx. It might have done quite well without Lenin or Stalin (maybe better). So, I prepared to write my epic book. I learned much.

But, times have changed. People don't read books much any more. Most people have too short an attention span. It is very costly to print books. It is impossible to get a publisher who will take a chance on a new idea. I have published articles, but interference from incompetent publishers and editors ruined them. I have to control this myself. It almost seems as if God answered my prayers. The Internet allows me to preach to the entire World for free, with no editing. I have spent the last year learning about how the Internet works. I have made many mistakes. All great men make many mistakes and have many huge failures. I think I heard Sally Jesse Raphael say once that she had been fired from 40 different jobs. She didn't give up. What matters is that I must learn from every mistake and every failure. That is the only way I can achieve my mission.

Adolf Hitler once printed up many fliers and patiently handed them out for days inviting people to a speech.

Not one person showed up. At one point he was on trial for treason, and it looked like his life was over.

The Prophet Zoroaster preached for TEN YEARS before he got his first convert. I don't remember, but I think it took him a long time after that before he got his second convert. Most people would give up, or be pilloried or killed for heresy. Free thinkers are always viciously persecuted. I have certainly experienced some of that.

I remember reading that when Beethoven's Fifth Symphony was first played, the leading music critic in Vienna wrote that it was so bad it must have been meant as a joke. Brilliant ideas always are greeted with this kind of stupid response. I expected that. And I expect to continue to be ridiculed and viciously attacked. Galileo once offered to prove one of his theories by having a priest look through a telescope. He refused! He said he knew Galileo was wrong and there was no point in looking. I run into this kind of reaction too, all the time. I must figure out how to deal with it and overcome it. I have been preparing for this my entire life. I am making progress. I am learning. It isn't necessary to write a "book". Many great men didn't write any books, or if they did, they were lost.

I must adapt to the 21st Century and the Media of the future. This seems to be the Internet at the moment.

Why do we need a world government? Because there are many worldwide problems that can only be solved on a global level. Among these are global warming, overpopulation, pollution, dysgenics, and, perhaps most important of all, the threat of war. With 200 different countries and all the dangerous weapons and Man's history of constant wars, doom is a certainty without global unification. Democracy won't work. The people don't understand the problems. Neither do the politicians. They sell themselves to greedy private interests to pay for campaigns. This is no way to run a World. I can do it better, and I call on God to help me. If I die, then we still need to have a World Empire. This is the only form of government that will work.

I will be humane. I will end the killing of animals for food or sport. I will control the population. There will be rational planning for the whole world. But I have learned lessons from history. Private enterprise seems to work better than socialism. I will end poverty and suffering. I will improve the human genes. People with bad genes won't be killed. They will be well treated. But improvements must be made in future generations. This world will never become what it should be until human nature is changed, and I will do that largely by changing the genes. I also will raise IQ, but I don't agree with those who believe that intelligence is everything. I am sure, though, that the world will be a lot better when people are far more intelligent than they are today.

World leaders like Bush spend most of their time campaigning, politicking and fundraising. There is no time to think about the world's problems. When I am Emperor of the World, I will not participate in ceremonial occasions. They are a waste of valuable time.

I will have Media specialists exhort the People to behave. Occasionally, I may go on Worldwide television and talk to the People, but only if I really have something important to say.

I will preserve the beautiful Nordic Race. And I will return the Middle East to the Jewish people. Nazis and Jews may hate this, but I don't care. There will be no genocides, but there will be population control and improvement. I will make a Covenant with all peoples and races. In return for their support I will make their lives much better. You can't ask for better than that.

I don't know the number of souls or beings on this Planet. A quadrillion? I do know that there is an unbelievable amount of suffering among the animals. I will try to end it, or at least improve the situation.

I urge people to spread my message. I'm not interested in meeting lunatics and neurotics over the Internet. I am human and I need friends, but my role is to put out good articles and ideas, not to politick. When I was in high school, I was a loner. I heard that to get into a good college one had to be elected to offices. I was amazed when I was elected to many of them. You don't have to be politician or a social addict to be chosen as leader. I am too busy leading to politick. If you like my message, then spread it over the Internet. I don't want to meet you or socialize with you or go to any meetings. I have more important things to do.

HAIL THE EMPEROR!!!