sung to the tune "Walkin' in the Winter Wonderland"
Lacy things, the wife is missing
Didn't ask for her permission
I'm
wearing her clothes, her silk pantyhose
Walking 'round in women's underwear
In the stores, there's a teddy,
With little straps, like spaghetti
It
hold me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night,
Walking 'round in women's
underwear
In the office, there's a guy named Melvin
He pretends that I am Murphy
Brown,
He'll say are you ready, we'll say -Whoa, man!
At least until the
wife is out of town.
Later on, if you wanna
We can dress, like Madonna
Put on some
eyeshade, and join the parade,
Walkin 'round in women's underwear
Lacy things, missing
Didn't ask permission
I'm wearing her
clothes, silk pantyhose
I'm walking around in women's underwear
Heard on WCSX 94.7 FM Detroit