TIRED OF DEALING WITH TERRORISTS?
I MAY HAVE THE ANSWER
USING THE LATEST IN "GREEN ENVIRONMENTAL TECHNOLOGY"
FEATURING CLEAN NUCLEAR BLASTS WITH DETONATIONS THAT WILL BEAUTIFY THE PLANET AND AMAZE YOUR FRIENDS
MY OFFER
I will personally fly and deliver A nuclear bomb(S) OR "DEVICES" to any country (see note), or countries in the Mid-East or North Africa (MENA) area(s) Pictured below
note - this does not include Israel or turkey, but may include others as requested.
realize that Israel and/or turkey may be for quite a while depending on the winds
NORTH KOREA WOULD ALSO FIT MY CRITERIA FOR THIS OFFER.
I will throw in china for an extra lobster tail
SEE BELOW FOR OTHER STIPULATIONS.
COST
One (1) steak dinner (large 1.5 TO 2 inch thick rib-eye, COOKED OVER A GRILL TO MY SPECIFICATIONS)
one VERY LARGE, BAKED AND loaded potato with all the trimmings
FRESHLY BAKED BREAD WOULD BE A NICE TOUCH BUT NOT NECESSARY
See picture of suggested meal (not asking for a lobster tail, but it would be appreciated)
A bottle of red wine (my choice)
a "good cigar" (as defined by an overall 98 rating or better in "Cigar aficionado Magazine").
I also want the option for an additional bottle(s) of wine if desired, DEPENDING ON HOW i FEEL AT THE TIME.
"CUSTOMER" PROVIDES
Supply needed training - i'M A BIT RUSTY IN THE COCKPIT
a MILITARY, jet, EJECTION SEAT EQUIPPED aircraft, capable of carrying AND ACCURATELY DELIVERING the devIce(s) from a CONUS location, AN ISLAND LOCATION IS FINE IF TROPICAL
PREFERRED BOMBS UNLESS WE HAVE SOME BETTER ONES i DON'T KNOW ABOUT
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| The Mark 53 was carried by B-47, B-52; and B-58 bombers. Two models were produced between August 1962 and June 1965, "clean" and "dirty." The Y2 "clean" fissile material was all HEU, no plutonium. Three parachutes. SAC began retiring the early models in July 1967, but they remained in permanent stockpile until early 1997. 50 are still in stockpiles. This is the one I really want to drop!
Here is a video of the The Castle BRAVO
test on March 1, 1954, yielded 15 megatons, the largest nuclear weapon
ever detonated by the United States! Now this is what Im talking about!
This clip shows the "triple ring effect" - really nice! If we are going to do this, lets not play around with small deivces! |
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The Mark 61 was produced between October, 1966 and the early 1990's. It is a multipurpose tactical and /strategic bomb. It's basic design has been adapted to many other weapon systems. Four different yield configurations. Single parachute. It enjoyed the longer production run of any United States nuclear weapon and is the oldest design now in service. 3,150 were produced, but early models were retired in the 1970's. Later models were retired in the 1980's. In 1997, there were about 1,350 in service. Im sure we have a few of these stashed somewhere, but they are REALLY small! |
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| The Mark 83 is the current high-yield strategic TN bomb. 650 were produced between June, 1983 and 1991. In 1997, all were in service. This "dial a yield" is small but it would do, if we have to use a small jet. |
STIPULATIONS CONTINUED
air refueling enroute (as required FOR A ROUND TRIP)
necessary clothing, life support gear, transportation to and from the departure point IN THE CONUS, or island (if tropical)
SUPPORT AND LANDING RIGHTS IN FRIENDLY COUNTRIES IN THE EVENT I HAVE A MALFUNCTION
RESCUE SUPPORT FOR BOTH OVER THE WATER AND LAND IN THE EVENT I HAVE TO EJECT FROM THE AIRCRAFT
AIRCRAFT ADDITIONAL
AIRCRAFT WITH STEALTH CAPABILITIES BUT THAT IS NOT TOTALLY IMPORTANT, AN OLD F-117 WOULD SUFFICE, OR A B-52 FITTED FOR SINGLE MAN OPERATION, MAXIMUM PAYLOAD IS WHAT I AM GOING FOR HERE
i AM WILLING TO FLY A "BIO-FUEL" CONVERTED AIRCRAFT TO LOWER MY CARBON FOOTPRINT - IN THE INTEREST OF BEING "ENVIRONMENTAL"
GPS NAVIGATION WITH MOVING MAP IS A MUST, AS ARE PREPROGRAMMED MENSURATED COORDINATES FOR ALL POSSIBLE TARGETS
MEMORABILIA
i ALSO WANT PHOTOGRAPHS (SATELLITE PREFERRED) TAKEN OF THE EVENT AND A 24" BY 36" PHOTO MATTED FOR MY HOME OFFICE TO COMMEMORATE THE EVENT
ADDITIONAL STIPULATIONS
OTHER COUNTRIES CAN BE SPECIFIED BUT IT WILL COST MORE (maybe a rack of ribs as well) DUE TO THE FACT THAT i MAY "LIKE THEM MORE".
I have some in mind already, perhaps our lists will be "close"
Ivy KING was an air-drop of the "Super-Oralloy" all-fission bomb, with a yield of 500 kilotons.
(160 x 120 QuickTime, 3.1 MBytes)
Now this is a "small bomb" but you get the idea, I like the bright light it gives off!
AIR delivered is the way you want to go!
THINK "GREEN" - USE THE BOMB AND STEAK OFFER
i PREFER DEVICE BE DELIVERED VIA AIRBURST, AT SUNRISE OR SUNSET (DURING CIVIL TWILIGHT) FOR MAXIMUM VISUAL EFFECT, BUT WILL DELIVER IT AS A GROUND BURST IF REQUIRED.
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GROUND BURST (NOT AS PRETTY) |
AIRBURST (MUCH NICER) |
TRANSPORTATION ADDITIONAL
Customer must also provide me with the meal specified above at a restaurant of my choosing, TIME AND PLACE TBD
trip to a cigar shop to purchase a "good cigar"
TRIP BACK HOME AFTER THE MEAL (I DON'T WANT TO DRink AND DRIve)
A nice video to watch! I delivers the "double mushroom effect"
Nice "Tropical Scene" - Note the ship on the right, it gets turned end over end!
A good one for the Persian Gulf perhaps
CLOSING COMMENTS
THIS OFFER IS GOOD FOR A LIFETIME, OR UNTIL I REMOVE IT
i HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH TRAVELING AWAY FROM HOME FOR EXTENDED PERIODS, I AM A "PEOPLE PERSON" AND WOULD LOVE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO FLY OVER EXOTIC LANDS, BOMB THEIR PEOPLE, WIPE OUT THEIR CULTURE(S) AND RID THE WORLD OF INFESTATION(S).
I have added some videos below to give you more of an idea of just what my services will achieve in infrastructure improvement for selected countries
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A nice video of a structure and effects! |
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My favorite, think of the endanger species we could kill as an added bonus! This one would send exotic birds a flyin' |
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A really nice day on the beach! |
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I really like this house view, imagine it! |
SOMEONE NEEDS TO "STEP UP TO THE PLATE"
(AFTERWARD, I WILL SLEEP LIKE A BABY)
DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A REAL OFFER, BUT IT DOES NOT, OR SHOULD NOT REFLECT NEGATIVELY ON MY FAMILY, ANYONE I KNOW, ASSOCIATE WITH, OR MY COUNTRY, ITS STRICTLY PERSONAL.
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"A-BOMB FOR A STEAK ENTERPRISES - 2009"
