who is gardner?

There comes a time when Great Men must do Great Things.

This, perhaps, is that time. Maybe. Or maybe not. I haven’t really been paying attention.

But one thing is for certain: Gardner Linn is a Great Man. And he will do the Great Things, whether you’re watching or not. But he hopes you will watch, for he is nothing without your love.

And you, you are nothing without Gardner’s reflected glory. Yours is a delicate, perfectly balanced relationship, one that must not be allowed to wither and die. Just as your love makes Gardner strong, his reflected glory gives your empty, meaningless life a sense of purpose.

Study this carefully, for it is important.

seriously, who is gardner?

Gardner Linn was born on 7/9/79, an auspicious date, to say the least. The formative years of his life were spent in Georgia; he is currently exiled to the barren wasteland of Greater Los Angeles, where he works in an extremely low-level position for a major entertainment corporation.

Gardner also writes and hopes someday to make a living from that writing. In the meantime, you can read his music reviews and such in Flagpole, Athens, GA’s alternative weekly newspaper.

what about that logo?

The Gardner Linn Fan Club logo was created by Gardner, based on a portrait of him by Caitlin Martell.