The search for
Rock N' Roll Al's
Homey Page

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- Andy! Andy! Look here!
Says here Rock N' Roll Al
has a WEBSITE!!
Hmmm...I wonder where this website could be?
- See here, Aunt Bea...
I think Barney should get on the phone and see if anyone knows where this here Rock N' Roll Al's Homey Page is.
- Hello...Thelma Lou?
Could you round up Gomer and we'll all go look for Rock N' Roll Al's Homey Page, OK?

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The search is on!

- Hmmm, let's see...
Where shall we start?
- Oh, Barney!
I can't wait to see Rock N' Roll Al's Homey Page.
- I know, Thelma Lou...
Al is my hero!
- And he's such a nice
young man, too!
- Yep! He's a fine one.
Yesiree, a ffiiinnnneee one!

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The plot thickens...

- Oh no!
You don't mean THE Rock N' Roll Al?
He's terrible!
- What in tarnation is a Rock N' Roll Al?
- WHAT??
You're gonna marry Rock N' Roll Al??
Over my dead body!
- Heh, heh, heh...
Look what ol' Briscoe Darlin just done made!
- Oh, oh!
I gotta go and tell Andy!

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Barney to the rescue!

- Yep, Barn. I'm worried about Al, too.
We's just gonna have ta' protect him!
- How's this Andy?
- Whoa, wait a minute.
I need to swear in this here deputy, first!
- Don't worry, Andy.
I've got Al covered!
- Good work, Barney!
You saved Rock N' Roll Al!

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Safe at last!

- Pa...do you think Rock N' Roll Al
will ever be safe?
- Opie, as long as I have a guitar,
ol' Rock N' Roll Al is gonna be safe.
- Opie, better git on to school now!
Go on, boy!

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Epilogue

- Is this story over yet, Andy?
- Darn it all!
We ain't found Rock N' Roll Al's Homey Page....

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